Ada: Are you a proneshiful mommy?
Me: Am I what?
Ada (a bit louder in hopes of clarification): Are you a proneshiful mommy?
Me: Pro-nesh-i-ful? I'm sorry, sweetie, I don't know what that means.
Ada: You know, like, very awesome.... Like a proneshiful lifeguard....
Me: Oh, a professional mommy!!
Ada (brightening): Yes! Are you?
Me: Well, what do you think?
Ada: I think you are.
I've arrived. :)