Big brother wisdom

Mordechai to Sari: So which seat are you in?

Sari: I'm the second to the last seat in the second row.

Mordechai: Good. If you're sitting in the back, that means you're good.

First Grade blues

Sari's reaction to her first day of First Grade:

"In first grade there's no standing up. You have to sit all day."

Ugh. School can be such boring torture.

Day 2: "We have to write every day!"